I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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