Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I'm way too hungover for life right now
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Randomize
