I need help removing her.
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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