i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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