Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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