Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
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This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
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