ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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