why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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