Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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