shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Im part way to drunk.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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