Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
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