awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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