Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
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