Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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