That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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