Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Randomize
