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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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