I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
That accounts for only three of the penises
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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