found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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