Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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