just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Who died my cat blue again?
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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