Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
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