That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
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