I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
if one more of _____'s family tells me "you're next" i'm going to shoot myself. Thank god for gin (most protestant phrase ever at the most Jewish wedding ever)
Ask for a julep and start talking about how you much prefer the uncircumsized peen. that should probably stop them.
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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