Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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