I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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