i was born a porn star she said
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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