I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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