Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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