I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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