There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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