If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
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