If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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