is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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