How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
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