i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
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