So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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