She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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