please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
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