just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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