I just saw a hot homeless man
is wine microwaveable?
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Randomize
