My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
she smelled like a LAN party
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
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