I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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