No stitches, just platelets and will power
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Randomize
