After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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