btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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