No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize
