Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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