your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
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