Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
you will always have a special place in my vag
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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