you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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