Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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